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COWBOY WITH A CELLPHONE

from TOEDOE by Jerry Toeman

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Cowboy with a cellphone
I got an average dick - I got a smart phone - I send you dickpics - So you won't be alone - I gotta let you know - What my peepee looks like - I got a mobile phone - The camera on it's real nice - Don't need photographers - Don't need an artsy touch - Just a mirror and a light bulb - It don't take much - I'll keep you stocked up with my peenie photos - My noodles fettuccini - after I alfredo.
I'm just a simple man with some technology - Where is my common sense? Maybe i'm knowledge-free - I need a quick release - We're in a modern era - Go through my contacts - I don't remember Sarah? Fuck it "send to all" - Lasso all them in - NSA saw your dick, man

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from TOEDOE, released September 17, 2013

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