You can't tell by looking - Only by cooking - Me something delicious - Or hell I'll even fuck with something nutritious - I get so excited - I forget to bite - To chew it all up in my mouth - When I don't chew my food it just won't go down.
I'm the boy with the tiny throat - I really hope this meal I don't choke - I embrace the size that the good lord gave me - But if I start to gasp for air please feel free to save me.
You're so normal it's amazing - You've got my jealousy raging - You're so much faster at eating and drinking - I choke the more I indulge my compulsive need to compete - A tragic condition - Leaves me steady wishing - I'm attending restaurants so formal - I've tricked the 4-star staff into thinking I was normal
Post-punk lifers Woolen Men sharpen their already-incisive songs with even hookier melodies & clear-eyed observations about modern life. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 16, 2019
Genuinely great band The Woolen Men return with a new album of mature, fully formed post-punk originals and a few excellent covers. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 25, 2017